Every so often you hit a relationship milestone where things get, well, comfortable.
Effort turns into laziness, in-jokes become your only jokes and post-sex cuddling is no longer crucial.
If you're wondering what most relationships look like after the one year mark, here's a glimpse at what is pretty much guaranteed...
- Bad habits are FAR from cute: His 'cute' obsession with milk turns into the bane of your life. 'You didn't just drink the whole carton again?!' and his tendency to forget (everything) is no longer forgivable.
- You're best friends: You know you're best friends when you finish each other's sentences and have so many inside jokes that people think you're the 'weird couple'.
- Trying to impress isn't a priority anymore: The courting's over ladies! Dressing to impress, wearing perfume and matching undies - yeah that only happens on special occasions now.
- Teeth checking: You need to know if you have food in your teeth and you're not afraid to ask him.
- Foreplay is non-existent: You'd think once taught never forgotten, right? Who are we kidding - he'll never stop trying to bypass foreplay! (And they wonder why women fake it sometimes.)
- Open door bathroom policy: Peeing in front of each other? No big deal. Your bathroom time is far from 'private' anymore...
- He knows his mum pushes your buttons: You hate it when she treats him like a ten-year-old. He's a MAN, can't you see that?
- Furious eyes: It's no joking matter, all you have to do is give him 'the look' and he'll know where he stands. Don't mess.
- The D*CK tendency: After the one year mark men are prone to the following: letting their guards down (a little too much), taking you for granted and pissing you off.
- Nights out become nights in: You both get lazy about going out. Ordering take out and a movie marathon (of your choice) is more of your thing now. In fact, you're basically the only friend's each other has.
- Farting becomes funny: You're both so comfortable that unleashing the odd fart isn't really that big of a deal any more. Nor is belching.
- You nag him about being romantic with you: Lets just say if you forget to buy her flowers on Valentine's Day you're in for a BAD night.
- No filter: He's WAY less careful with his jokes, 'You look pregnant in that'. Not. Funny.
- Post-sex cuddling isn't important anymore: Gone are the days when you lay there post coital and wondering what he's thinking about and if he really enjoyed it. X-Factor starts in TEN.
- Time to call it quits: Like most relationships, there comes a time when it's either make or break and the one year mark is one of them.
If you've made it this far congratulations!
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